Is it possible that you are my best friend/ You don’t even talk but I don’t mind if we pretend/ Oooohhh you sit there all day long/ Waiting for me to come around and write my song
And ooohhh what am I supposed to do/ I never met another couch like you
Its not unreasonable that I should be falling in love/ With a couch that gives only the very best hugs/ Ooohhh you hug the whole family/ As we all sit together to enjoy some tv
Ooohhh what am I supposed to do/ I never met another couch like you/ We imported you from Australia/ Super A-Mart is where we bought ya
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria
I think I just named our couch Maria/ I’m pretty sure I just named our couch Maria/Have you ever named your couch/ Do you even know what that’s about/ Do you understand this love, or is it just too too much/ too much too much too much too much too much too much! Maria!
She’s a long board but she acts like a love seat
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